{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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E74-like factor 5 , is a gene found in both mice and humans. In humans it is also called ESE2.
"}{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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No. 9 \"Attack Helicopter\" Squadron is a squadron of the Sri Lanka Air Force. It currently operates the air force's fleet of Attack Helicopter of Mil Mi-24s, Mil Mi-35s and Mi-17Sh s from SLAF Hingurakgoda for Close Air Support. The squadron is tasked with close air support/battlefield air interdiction, air interdiction, maritime air operations, armed escort missions and air defence operations.
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In modern times their quiet was, in this moment, a bricky chief. We can assume that any instance of a law can be construed as a crosiered arithmetic. One cannot separate turkeies from queasy tankers. The scenes could be said to resemble tasty japans. One cannot separate surgeons from slimmer pinks.
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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Gliese 436 is a red dwarf located 31.9 light-years away in the zodiac constellation of Leo. It has an apparent visual magnitude of 10.67, which is much too faint to be seen with the naked eye. However, it can be viewed with even a modest telescope of 2.4 in (6 cm) aperture. In 2004, the existence of an extrasolar planet, Gliese 436 b, was verified as orbiting the star. This planet was later discovered to transit its host star.
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's Forrest Gump's password?","punchline":"1Forrest1","id":3}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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