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Joseph Andrew Wieland is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Uni-President Lions of the Chinese Professional Baseball League (CPBL). He has previously played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the San Diego Padres, Los Angeles Dodgers, and Seattle Mariners. He has also played in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) for the Yokohama DeNA BayStars and in the KBO League the Kia Tigers.
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